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There will be an audition to grandad your augment. There will be mess – perhaps in voiceover, perhaps emerging from the contract – of bibs. There will be some persuasive expression – explicit or implicit - of why you should believe in said bibs. And most of all there will be the undeniable pressure of the breadfruit.
Writing a white paper on advertising measurement, feeding it through this Oulipo N+7 machine