Music critic time machine question!

If you could have reviewed any record in history at the time it first came out, which would you choose and why?

(I originally asked this in Matt Perpetua’s ask box, but I liked it enough to ask more generally.)

Notes

  1. deanvannguyen reblogged this from tomewing and added:
    Wireless Bollinger used to do retro issues where we wrote reviews on albums as though we were penning the pieces
  2. expresso2222 reblogged this from tomewing and added:
    Not even a single question
  3. jonathanbogart reblogged this from tomewing and added:
    I don’t consider myself a critic, and I’ve never written a review in my life, so I’ll just pivot off the point that Matt...
  4. screwrocknroll reblogged this from tomewing and added:
    Apart from Sgt Peppers, so I...pan the shit out of it (and not recant like whoever it was...
  5. andrewtsks reblogged this from tomewing and added:
    written about Rites Of Spring’s self-titled album back when...a much more widely-read...
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